New Movie: Valentine’s Day Love
Valentine’s Day
[RATING: ***] Another creation from the sick mind of David Firth. Do not watch this is you get offended by anything, are pregnant, under 18, like suing websites or breathe.
Valentine’s Day was created by the devil
It’s Valentine’s Day, and, call me a cynic, but guess what “Envy Idle Satan” is an anagram of…
I always believed Valentine’s Day was evil, but now i’m sure of it.
But seriously, it has to be the most superficial holiday ever.
If you are involved in a relationship, you’re expected to be romantic and spend lots of money and everything is overpriced just because it’s February 14; and if your not involved with anyone you feel shit all day watching other people mack it off. Or maybe I’m just pissed off that there’s no one to show my romantic side to, except my MSN contacts :/
There’s actually a rule for Gayndah girls:
Single. Attractive. Mentally stable. Pick two.
If anything, I think Valentine’s Day should be pushed back further in the year. Like, in Spring or something. I base this on the fact that a lot of relationships don’t survive the Christmas/New Year holiday period, and February is a bit early to have met someone new yet.
Anyways, enough bitching. I leave you with some geeky Valentine’s Day messages to impress that Level 12 Sorceress in your life:
I less than three you.
(I <3 you. <3 is a heart on its side.)
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF…
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All of my base
Are belong to you.
CameraMail
VERBA.chromogenic.net: CameraMail: “On the 22nd of December 2004, Kyle Van Horn taped a disposable camera to a piece of black foamcore and inscribed upon it the following message: ‘ATTENTION POSTAL WORKERS! Please help us with our project. As this camera travels across the country we want photos of all whom it encounters. Please take a photo before you pass it along. Thank you!’”
Wired News: Attack of the Metal-Eating Plants
Wired News: Attack of the Metal-Eating Plants: “Genetically modified plants may be the green solution for cleaning up contaminated soils.
The results of a successful field trial in California last year were published last week in the online arm of Environmental Science & Technology. They showed that genetic engineering boosted a plant’s ability to absorb selenium, a toxic heavy metal, by 430 percent.”
Thats so gay
A PLAN by a German zoo to test the sexual appetites of a group of suspected homosexual penguins has sparked outrage among gay and lesbian groups, who fear zookeepers might force them to turn straight.
‘All sorts of gay and lesbian associations have been emailing and calling in to protest,’ said a spokesman for the zoo in the north-western city of Bremerhaven.
He said the zoo had concluded the penguins might be gay after seeing male penguins trying to mate with other males and trying to hatch offspring out of stones.
German media reported that female Swedish penguins would be brought to the zoo to test the theory, but when word got out about the plan, the phones started ringing.
‘Nobody here is trying to break-up same-sex pairs by force,’ the zoo’s director Heike Kueck told public broadcaster NDR.
‘We don’t know if the three male pairs are really gay or just got together because of a lack of females.’
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12225069-23109,00.html
Telstra: Disconnecting People (In particular the suicidal, abused and mistreated)
Telstra has announced it is cutting it funding for the Lifeline service. Depsite making a 2.3 billion dollar half-yearly profit, it feels it cannot commit to further funding of the service, which it has contributed $10 million to over the last decade. It has also said that it gave Lifeline three years notice of it’s plan, and is looking for another charity to grow into success like it has Lifeline.
Assorted News
Lokitorrent Sells Out
Virtual Bartender
Scary Domain Exploit
For all of you that own FOUR iPOD shuffles 8-)
I choo choo choose you valentines cards
Halarious Beer Fly Ad
RIAA Sues the Dead for Downloading Music
Death is no obstacle to feeling the long arm of the Recording Industry Ass. of America.
Lawyers representing several record companies have filed suit against an 83-year old woman who died in December, claiming that she made more than 700 songs available on the internet.
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“I believe that if music companies are going to set examples they need to do it to appropriate people and not dead people,” Robin Chianumba told AP. “I am pretty sure she is not going to leave Greenwood Memorial Park to attend the hearing.”
How to hack school computer networks for dummies!
Forums all around the net always have threads created with people asking how they can hack their school computer networks so I have decided to put together a nice simple guide!
Firstly you can use either software or hardware when hacking a network. Software obviously can be gotten for free, whereas hardware will have to be made or paid for.
Hardware for school computer hacking generally gives MUCH greater rewards. For more information see this page
Software hacking school networks is alot easier. It doesnt cost you any money and yet you can still get exam results and awards from teachers computers.
For all more information on leet hax0ring of your school computer please refer to this hacking site.
Tsunami Pictures
Ok I know I am a little late on this, but I saw a link to a brilliant site on troys blog last night and I thought I might share it. I’ve put a few of them below.
Gleebruk Village
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AFTER
Meulaboh, Indonesia
BEFORE
AFTER
