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Top 42 Most Ridiculous Statements Made In Insurance Claims

February 17th, 2005 at 11:57 am By johnsee (Humour)

  • And the lake came right out of no where
  • He was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
  • I saw a slow moving, sad faced old man as he bounced off the roof of my car.
  • An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
  • Car hit me when i was parked in the middle of the freeway
  • I am claiming my life insurance because I died last week.
  • Didn’t see “Professional driver on a closed course” disclaimer in a car ad
  • I can’t show you my car. It was completely obliterated in the accident.
  • Had to close my eyes for a second while driving due to orgasm
  • I found that my window was actually up when I put my head throuh it.
  • I was told that the US would switch to driving on the left on April 1

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2 Comments

  1. P Berger said,

    December 28, 2005 at 10:52 am

    Perhaps the most rediculous statements are not those by by the insured, but those made by the insurance companies. Statements such as “we will expedite your claim” or “your claim is important to us”, which are almost always as laughable as your 42 ridiculous statements.

  2. successfull career said,

    September 13, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    successfull career

    The vital thing to keep in mind is that you will need to be long-suffering.

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