Valentine’s Day was created by the devil
It’s Valentine’s Day, and, call me a cynic, but guess what “Envy Idle Satan” is an anagram of…
I always believed Valentine’s Day was evil, but now i’m sure of it.
But seriously, it has to be the most superficial holiday ever.
If you are involved in a relationship, you’re expected to be romantic and spend lots of money and everything is overpriced just because it’s February 14; and if your not involved with anyone you feel shit all day watching other people mack it off. Or maybe I’m just pissed off that there’s no one to show my romantic side to, except my MSN contacts :/
There’s actually a rule for Gayndah girls:
Single. Attractive. Mentally stable. Pick two.
If anything, I think Valentine’s Day should be pushed back further in the year. Like, in Spring or something. I base this on the fact that a lot of relationships don’t survive the Christmas/New Year holiday period, and February is a bit early to have met someone new yet.
Anyways, enough bitching. I leave you with some geeky Valentine’s Day messages to impress that Level 12 Sorceress in your life:
I less than three you.
(I <3 you. <3 is a heart on its side.)
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF…
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All of my base
Are belong to you.
