Tupac is Ready 2 Die
Tupac/2pac has just released another album. It’s called Ready 2 Die, which is funny, cause I thought he was already dead.
Apparently it contains “More unreleased material from Pac!” I don’t know about you, but I’m getting kind of suss about all this unreleased material they keep “finding”. I mean, he died over 8 years ago. Apparently.
At least one Sandstorming reader believes he’s not really dead, but more like Jesus:
:Gangsta 69: Who da fuk is Johnsee? What sorta fukin ******* name is dat? Me an ma bruthaz think thiz site is ****e - made fo’ low life *****ez. Tupac tha God shall walk dis earth again!
[Courtesy of the Sandstorming Shoutbox]
I can just see it now:
And on the third day, he rose again and shouted, “Werrd up NIGGAZ! I just be playin’ wit chooz!”

aldin said,
July 9, 2005 at 2:08 pm
tupac is the greatest raper ever, there will never be one like him. I truly belive he is alive.
Doc said,
July 9, 2005 at 2:10 pm
I sincerly hope you mean RAPPER not RAPER.
2pacalypse2005 said,
August 19, 2005 at 8:12 pm
I don’t think so… what makes you guyz think he’s alive iz there a fact?
sdsalkd said,
December 24, 2005 at 10:15 am
straight up 2pac was murdered by suge knight the police and then biggie died after from suge knight to cover it up and make itlook like a west coast east coast thing
fukin dumb fuks
my idol said,
July 14, 2008 at 5:59 pm
maangas