RIP Pope
Poor ol’ Pope JP the 2nd isn’t very well. In fact, the old fart’s probably about to cark it in the next few hours or so. Here are some funny (albeit highly irreverent) slogans i have come up with to help celebrate this untimely (and by untimely i mean long overdue) death:
- The Pope is dead, and that poor bastard never even got to have sex (with a woman).
- The Pope is dead. Hopefully his speeches will be easier to understand now.
- The Pope is dead, and no one can tell the difference.
- At least he won’t have to wear that stupid hat anymore.
- Oh my God! You killed the Pope! You Bastard!
- Holy crap! the Pope died! (Pun intended)
- Lets get ready to HUMMMMMBBBBBLE! A new Pope!
- The Pope’s dead, and he didn’t even get his own action figure.
- The Pope’s Dead, and the only thing the Cardinal Vicor of Rome gets to bang is the bell.
- They should take him for one last trip in the Pope-Mobile after he dies.
- Poor Pope. Hasn’t been able to get a stiff Pole for years, and now he is one.
< ---- Look! Even the Pope's laughing!
Do what you want with these. Stick ‘em in your MSN name, make a t-shirt, whatever! Well, at least until TShirt Hell buys the rights to them :P. Yes, that’s right. I sold out. See you all in Hell!
UPDATE: Seems TShirt Hell already had some ideas brewing long before JP2 kicked the bucket. Check them out here.