Happy 18th Birthday Johnsee!
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probably still this age mentally. |
A big shout-out to Johnsee - creator, owner and Administrator of Sandstorming.com. It’s his 18th birthday today, and in Queensland, Australia that legally makes him an adult, no matter how immature he still is. It also means he is now able to:
- Vote in elections. This probably means more political posts than ever before, because now he actually has a say in who runs this country, instead of just bitching about it.
- Get married without the courts’ permission. Lucky for our female readers, Johnsee is currently single, so don’t fret yet, there’s still time.
- Get his penis, scrotum or nipples pierced legally. No more homemade Prince Albert piercings for him!
- Buy alcohol. Not that this has ever stopped him before. Oh well, at least he can stop looking for a fake ID now.
- Go clubbing. Now all I’ll hear from him is how out-of-date, commercial and crap the Australian dance chart is.
- Get a tattoo. I’m suggesting he get a big fat “Sandstorming.com” printed across the back of his neck and/or forehead. Classy, timeless, and best of all, great advertising!
- Legally have butt sex. He can now have his ass penetrated by another man and not get arrested!
- Officially get his name changed to Johnsee (or Adminstrator as he prefers to call himself on here) if he so chooses.
- Make a valid will. Now he can finally legally declare that in the event of his death, all his valuables - including Sandstorming.com - will be passed to me.
Happy Birthday mate, have a good one!
Everyone else, leave birthday greetings in the comments!
Teen said,
September 10, 2005 at 12:55 am
Happy Birthday Tom! Doc’s just said pretty much all I would’ve thought to say (except I think I would’ve avoided the topic of Prince Albert piercings - why would anyone do that to themselves?!) other than I hope you have an awesome day and get totally wasted tonight… can’t wait. You’re a wonderful friend to all of us and deserve only the best. Congrats on reaching the big 1-8 and (for your mum’s sake) behave! xx
beeeej said,
September 10, 2005 at 7:12 am
Happy birthday Tom!….so you can now legally vote for goats, sign away all your assets to a future ex wife, drink, club, pierce and change your name……as for the butt sex with a Prince Albert piercing…….ewwwww…..good luck with that one! Will we be seeing future postings of the new piercings?
Have a great day Tom….woot woo…….its your brithday and you can do whatever you want…..beeej
Administrator said,
September 10, 2005 at 7:33 am
Your an ass ;)
Phil said,
September 10, 2005 at 11:57 am
Happy birthday man!
Have a great day, and don’t jump into the prince albert decision ;)
Doc, you’re a funny man :D
nitro.vo said,
September 10, 2005 at 12:16 pm
happy birthday holmes
I always thought you were older. hrmmmm
Enjoy it anyway.
drink up drink up
Rex said,
September 10, 2005 at 11:14 pm
happy birthday cunt
love rex
Dan said,
September 11, 2005 at 8:12 pm
TJ why didn’t you tell me it was your birthday when I ran into you and Doc last night in the city? Tsk Tsk
dan said,
September 12, 2005 at 8:09 pm
HB johnsee, i didn’t know that!
ugene said,
October 26, 2005 at 10:53 am
hey tom happy b day dude sry i couldent make ur party i worked a 12 hour night shift before any way happy b day :p