Breast implants may soon carry MP3 players
Music may one day be very close to a woman’s chest, with BT futurology which manufactures computer chips that store music, creating a MP3 player that can be implanted into a woman’s breasts.
And while one breast could hold an MP3 player, the other the person’s favourite music collection.
BT Laboratories’ analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
"It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful," The Sun quoted Ian Pearson as saying.
The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.
The company said it could be available within 15 years.
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Mmm, now that’s a dream woman. MP3 with Bluetooth capable boobies.
Administrator said,
October 23, 2005 at 11:11 pm
This post needs more pics!
sammy said,
November 3, 2005 at 12:14 pm
i concur
Kroov Hamuts said,
September 15, 2006 at 8:56 pm
Realy? That’s 46160 crazy!!