Possible New Years Resolutions, but probably not, I mean come on who the crap keeps those things.
As new years approaches, people start to panic about what they sucked at the previous year and how they can try to improve themselves.
Being me, I don’t normally make resolutions mainly because you can’t improve on perfection. However, I thought that purely for this article I’d suggest some of the things I might do if I can be bothered to remember them.
1. I will go on longer ego trips.
2. I will stop using “I thought I was invisible” as a reason to take off all my clothes and walk around the house.
3. I WILL be able to complete a full cart-wheel without suffering a groin injury each time.
4. I wont laugh at kids when they fall over or get smacked by there parents (100% sure not to even last 1 day).
5. I will do less laundry and wear more deodorant.
6. Watch heaps more movies with car chases and banjo music.
7. Listen to less Ashlee Simpson and The Veronicas, and more of The Baha Men’ classic - who let the dogs out.
8. Use the phrase “Don’t Go There Girlfriend” wherever possible.
9. Stop Writing analysis as ANAL ysis.
10. Try to stop using “I have Harry Potter bed sheets” as an icebreaker with girls.
Hopefully this will help you think of some ideas if you’re stuck.
Z said,
January 4, 2006 at 1:23 pm
I think resolution number 10 will be difficult for you Julian.