201 Ways to Say Your Drunk

January 7th, 2006 at 4:30 pm By johnsee (Humour)

A. Addled, Ale’d, Alight, A few shades to the wind.

B. Bagged, Badgered, Ban jaxed, Bashed, Battered, Been drinking, Bent, Bladdered, Blind, Blasted, Blathered, Blitzed, Blotto, Boiled, Bombed, Brahms & Liszt, Buckled, Buzzed.

C. Cabbaged, Campaigning, Canned, Chevy Chased, Clobbered, Creamed over, Crocked.

D. Dead drunk, Dean Martinized, Decimated, Discombobulated, Dipsomaniatic, Dizzy, Drowned, Drunk, Drunk as a Lord, Drunk as a skunk, Drunken.

E. Etched, Ethanol engorged , Ethanolized, Etherized, Euthanized.

F. Fecked, Feeling it, Finished, Flushed, Flying, Frothy, Fruit looped, F*cked, F*cked up.

G. Gassed, Galvanized, Gin rummied, Glazed, Goosed, Green, Groged, Groggy, Guinness headed.

H. Had a few, Haggard, Hammered, Hanging, High, Hosed, Howling drunk.

I. In with Bacchus, Inebriated, In orbit, Intoxicated, Irish eyed.

J. Jagged, Jaxied, Jiggy, Jolly, Jugged, Juiced.

K. Killed, Kinked.

L. Laced, Lamped, Lashed, Leathered, Legless, lispy, Lit, Lit up, Liquored up, Loaded, Loo la, Looped, Loopy, Loose, Lubricated, Lush.

M. Mad, Mangled, Mashed, Melted, Merl Haggard, Merry, Minced, Monkey-full, Mottled, Muttled.

N. Newcastled, Nippy, Nailed.

O. Off me pickle, Off me trolley, Off my rocker, Oiled, On a campaign, On assignment for The Pist, On a piss-up, On the bottle, Out of it.

P. Painted, Paralytic, Past .08, Pickled, Pickwicked, Pie-eyed, Pished, Pissed, Pist, Plastered, Ploughed, Potted, Pole axed, Polluted, Puking.

Q.Quitted, Quintessential.

R. Ratted, Ravaged, Razzled, Reading The Pist, Rosy glowing, Rubbered, Rubber legged, Ruined, Rummed, Rummy.

S. Screwed, Scuttered, Sh*t faced, Shot, Silly, Slaughtered, Slammed, Slewed, Sloppy, Sloshed, Smashed, Snatered , Soaked, Sotted, Sous, Soused, Sozzled, Spangled, Spannered, Squiffy, Steaming, Stewed, Stitched up, Stiff, Stinking, Stink-o, Stone drunk.

T. Tanked, Tight, Tipsy, Toasted, Totalled, Trashed,Twisted.

U. Ugly, Under, Under the influence, Unsafe to drive, Unsober.

V. Vinic, Visiting the vicar.

W. Warped, Washed out, Wasted, Wellied, Wet, White washed, Wined, Wiped, Wired, Wrecked.

X. X’ed out.

Y. Yodeling out of tune.

Z. Zombied, Zonked.