Menstual Cycle Affects What Women Find Attractive
A recent scientific study found that women find different males attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
And when she is menstruating:
She prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump up his arse.
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(Apologies if you’ve read this joke a million times, but it was a first for me, and i found it amusing.)