Cake and Cunnilingus Day
Females have Valentines day. The day when all males have to get off our asses and put in a heap of effort all in the name of romance. It’s NOT fair that we don’t get a day in return, and so to counter that problem, Steak and BJ day was created, and once again the world was in balance.
But no! Those crazy penisless people have created another day, in what seems like an attempt to remove our manhood. Cake and Cunnilingus Day. I’m shocked, I’m offended!
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Anonymous said,
April 17, 2006 at 8:47 pm
look what u have done, all minorities are going to get there holidays now
cuteangel said,
May 11, 2006 at 1:54 pm
that picture makes me hungry and i uasually dont eat…