Comments on: Anti-Chuck Norris Quotes

By: George Miller

George Miller — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:19:44 +0000

he will will he? i would like to see him try since he would need to track down my address,which im sure is very hard for him since he would need to hack to get my infromation(illegal) and i doubt he can hack. and if he hires someone to find me then i can still kick his ass since he doesnt know any REAL martial arts. and i know caporia(a brazialin martail art) so i could kick his ass to mars

By: boby

boby — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:27:49 +0000

screw allof you chuck norris will kill u

By: boby

boby — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:26:54 +0000

u suck chuck norris is the best

By: profitofspizz

profitofspizz — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:36:43 +0000

Chuck Norris’s semen cures cancer. It’s just too bad he has an erectile disfunction.

By: lilchuck

lilchuck — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 15:19:18 +0000

chuck norris only wacks off to pictures of chuck norris

By: blue

blue — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 17:07:45 +0000

Chuck norris doesnt sleep,he waits
Chuck norris oce asked for a big mac at burgerking, and he got it

By: The ass jacket.

The ass jacket. — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 17:07:17 +0000

Your all so fucking gay. Chuck Norris is just like any other actor in the world, gay qoutes arent gunna change shit.

By: Dirk Diggla

Dirk Diggla — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:56:52 +0000

What’s up with the slapping his ball with a hammer comment……Hell, I say we slap his tiny balls with a sledge hammer so that we clean up the Gene Pool and Chuck can not contaminate the EARTH with anymore offspring. HA!

By: Mason McWilliams

Mason McWilliams — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:46:26 +0000

Concerning the comment by Chuck on May 22nd…..Those 3 dots represent the number of PERIODS that Chuck Norris has had in this past year.

By: ChaDaPalooZa

ChaDaPalooZa — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 02:45:19 +0000

In recent years the US military has treid to clone chuck norris. this group of colnes is led by Gen. Norris on many campagins abroad.