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Congrats! You’re shoplifter 10,000!

May 9th, 2006 at 7:47 am By johnsee (Humour, Around the World, Uncategorized)

7 Comments

  1. rex said,

    May 9, 2006 at 2:45 pm

    if only we knew what they were saying…

  2. Doc said,

    May 9, 2006 at 4:22 pm

    Quick translation:

    ‘kan je het zien’ [can you see it?]
    ‘die daar’ [that one]
    ‘kijk, kijk, gaat ze’ [look, look, there she goes]

    ‘ok, peter klaar’ [ok peter’s ready]
    ‘peter, pakt r’ [peter, grabs her]
    ‘HEEL GOED’ [Very good!!]

    ‘lopen, kom op’ [run, come on!]
    ‘Yuu!’
    ‘bord! pak het bord!’ [sign! get the sign]
    ‘hou r vast he, peter’ [restrain her well, peter!]
    ‘remco! meekomen’ [remco! come!]
    ‘els! mee’ [els! follow!]
    ‘peter hou r vast’ [peter, hold her]
    ‘ja, ja, kom op snel’ [yes, quickly now]
    ‘goed zo, heel goed, ok’ [good, very good, ok]

    ‘nee, je hebt helemaal niks gedaan, tuurlijk niet. je hebt helemaal niks gedaan. oké. Ge-fe-li-ci-teerd, jij bent de…’
    [no, you haven’t done anything, of course not. You haven’t done anything. Allright: Congratulations! You are …]

    *gets flowers*

    ‘10.000e winkeldief van dit pand!’
    [this store’s shoplifter number 10,000!]

    ‘jaweeel! woooo!’ [ya rly! woooo!]
    ‘kijkijkijk’ [looklooklook]
    ‘what hebben we allemaal?’ [what have we got?]
    ‘eeen TAART!’ [a CAKE!]
    ‘lach: hehehehe!’ [smile: hehehehe >D]

    ‘tienduizend! we hebben champagne!’ [miss tenthousand! we have champagne!]
    ‘voor jou, peter, goed gedaan!’ [here you go peter, well done]
    ‘nouu, een echte hema taart, yamyamaym!’ [real HEMA cake, yamyamyam >D]
    ‘in de glo-riii-aaa’ [long live / banzaiii!]

    *alarm goes off while the girl makes her escape*

    sign at the end:

    In geval van diefstal doen wij (bijna) altijd aangifte bij de politie.
    [ In case of theft, we (almost) always inform the police]

  3. Dane said,

    May 9, 2006 at 7:10 pm

    *Grammar Police*

    Title change please

  4. Z said,

    May 9, 2006 at 8:42 pm

    hahaha…

  5. dan said,

    May 10, 2006 at 11:22 pm

    rofl… i wish i was her

  6. cuteangel said,

    May 11, 2006 at 1:58 pm

    lol!…i dont get it…

  7. stix said,

    May 18, 2006 at 10:47 pm

    yum yum yum

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