What a Prick!
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor’s advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog’s needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: “The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis.”
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midwestmusic said,
September 28, 2006 at 2:31 am
The lesson to learn from this is never trust your friendly neighborhood witchdoctor.
Michael Heinz said,
October 4, 2006 at 11:36 pm
But the good news is that the painful memories will almost certainly cure his premature ejaculation problem.