Best Invention EVER!
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Let’s Talk About Sex Baby!
- According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
- The most common fantasy is oral sex.
- 8% of us have regular anal sex.
- 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
- Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
- In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
- Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″.
- A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
- 56% of men have had sex at work.
- Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
- 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.
- 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.
- The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
- A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.
- At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.
- England’s King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse.
- 29% of us are virgins when we marry.
- The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
- 58% like dirty talk during sex.
- 22% rent porno flicks at least once.
- Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.
Source:Peety Passion
Valentines Day Gifts
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s for Valentines, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went to DJ’s and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the shop assistant mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and mailed it to his sweetheart with the following note:
“I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I were there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year!
All my love.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.”
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A Better Idea than Snakes on a Plane – Black Sheep
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Top Gear Attacked by Rednecks!
The Top Gear crew gets attacked by rednecks while filming in the Deep South
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Design Geek?
- You giggle whenever you use the colors F0CCED, EFF0FF and 44DDDD
- You’re in the sun and you look around for a Drop Shadow to sit under.
- You give your relatives a lecture about color spaces and profiles when you email them your vacation photos.
- Seing someone use Lens Flare or Comic Sans adversely affects your blood-pressure
- You maintain a grid system for your refrigerator magnets.
- You organise your CD collection according to the Pantone chart.
- You sit at work for eight hours straight just looking at your monitor, waiting for a spark of inspiration that doesn’t come.
- You’re up ’til 5am because you came up with the best idea ever while brushing your teeth.
- The hottest dream you ever had was “Trace contour… Find Edges… Pinch… Extrude… Smudge Stick… Motion Blur…. Sprayed Strokes…”
- You know Lorem Ipsum by heart.
- Your kid knows Lorem Ipsum by heart.
- The preschool teacher complains your child won’t color inside or outside the lines – only indicate colors on a separate sheet.
- Activating your entire font collection makes your computer crash – and you’re running OSX.
- You deliberately butcher your perfectly cross browser compatible site in IE by placing a “Too Cool for IE” banner on it.
- You prefer a Layer Style of 50% Opacity (or less) on your wife’s Satin.
- You spend $200 on a font for your personal website because “it’s the only one where the lower-case g is just right…”
- Looking at a menu make you go “hmmm, ITC Baskerville italic” rather than “mmmm, lunch!”
- And when you finally order, you go for Layer Based Slices with Grain Texture…
- You use words about fonts you dislike that
othernormal people reserve for fascist dictators and serial killers. - Apple+Z is the first thing that goes through your mind if you drop and break something.
- You refer to colleagues as Strict, Transitional, Loose and the Future Unemployed.
- You refer to your privates as “the Magic Wand”.
- You actually understand this post and pass it on to your friends.
From: http://www.crestock.com/blog/design/23-signs-that-youre-becoming-a-design-geek-26.aspx
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New Stuff Launching…
Firstly, the Google blog announced this morning that Google Maps is now live in Australia. Its been working for a while, but it seems now they have added a heap of new features
Many Australians have used our maps and satellite images, so today we’re especially excited to launch Google Maps Australia. We’ve expanded service to include Australian business listings, driving directions, and support for Google Mobile Maps in Australia.
The next time you’re looking for an address, tiger meat pie in Sydney, cafes in Melbourne, or how to get to the beach, Google Maps can help you find the answer. If you’re at your computer, go to http://maps.google.com.au and start searching — you can type addresses or business searches like [cricket near melbourne] all into the same search box. If you want to access Google Maps on your mobile device, go to http://www.google.com/gmm from your Java- enabled phone or Palm device to get started.
James, an avid sandstorming reader, also wrote to tell us of his new magazine launching:
Wireless Bollinger is a new Australian based music site focusing mainly on the indie genre both locally and overseas. Updated weekly, Wireless Bollinger provides comprehensive music news, breaking album reviews and all the charm that can be possibly squeezed into a pixelated world. So far they have reviewed The Shins, !!!, Clay Your Hands Say Yeah, of Montreal and more. Also part one of an interview with James Mercer from The Shins is up with part two being published soon!
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