The voice of the voices in my head: 08/08/2004

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Classic Film and Tele Quotes...

"The feeling you get after bungie-jumping is going to be a lot better than the feeling you get after a chick gets raped" - Kurt

"Hamish, this could be important. I know it's Kurt asking the question, but this could be important." - Mr T

"Sir, was that film about machines taking over and crap?" - Hendo

"Kurt just swallowed a dictionary" - Mr T (When Kurt used the word 'Thrive')

"The movie classifications are like speed limits. They're just guidelines, you don't have to follow them" - Rob

"Sir, What mark would you give that?" - Hendo (After every movie we watch)

"Sir, How did they do that?" - Hendo (After every movie we watch)

"The majority of the film will be shit in black and white" - Dan's Art Film Treatment

"One man's crap in another man's love." - Greg's rebuttal to a class debate on classification.

"What'd you do? Swallow a quotations book?" - Mr T

Crawfo: "Silky, are you going to do your own voiceovers?"
Silky: "Ummm... I want a black voice"
Crawfo: "I didn't realise they came in colours"

R.Teacher: "What do you have to do to be expelled these days?"
**laughter
Julian: "Umm... Have an orgy in the boarding common room"
R.Teacher: "A sexual orgy?"
Julian: "Yeah, A sexual orgy"
R.Teacher: "Opposite sex, or same sex?"

Mr T: "What are you doing Julian?"
Julian: "Thinking"
Mr T: "Well write what you are thinking"
Daniel: "How come I get in trouble when I just think?"
Mr T: "Because you don't think."

Mr T: "Kurt, What are ideoligies?"
Kurt: "Ummm... ideas that are really logical?"

Mr T: "Yes work Julian. A four letter word I KNOW you don't like"
Julian: "I know a four letter work you won't like!"

**After being told to shutup for the last time while we watch the art films, we watch Mitch's, and at the end it says "Are you talking yet?"
From the back of the class someone yells: "No, cause we're not allowed to!"

Mr T: "Kurt, your the ad bitch this period. go up and fast forward thru the ads."

A worksheet given in class: "Is Gallipoli a homosexual love story?"

Some Quotes curtesy of Doc, who took the effort of writing them down in class.
**Updated 2nd November 2004

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