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Friday, October 01, 2004
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Thursday, September 30, 2004
| Second day in a row I have spent alone by myself :| Assignment has had very little done on it... so hopefully tomorrow and Sunday. I think I might do an all-nighter tonight on it. I wrote the entire thing in one night last time. I saw hart's war the other day whilst I was up the coast. Whilst it was a good movie... as far as believability went it was shocking. I swear, the prisoners of war in the movie had it better then most people in 3rd world countries. They throw around footballs, have record players and generally have a good time. There's not a single skinny soldier amongst them... they must be the best fed POW's in history. The story took a little while to get going, but after it gets to the main idea of the movie (the main charecter defending a wrongly accused black inmate) its quite enjoyable. The end of it really lets it down though. It is finished in such a way to make out that every American (even the bad ones) are actually great top blokes... and of course... even the German that was helping save a mans life... is made to look bad. I was a bit dissapointed. I got a bit sunburnt the other day... not a lot... and I didn't think it would peel... but today... i am in pain. Not physical pain so much as mental pain. My chest (where i got burnt) is uncontrollably itchy... but if i itch it... it itches more. A paradox if you will. A few stages today it has been at the point where i cannot stop my self from itching... and have gone running for the shower for the relief of water slowly itching it. I don't care if it peels... i just want the itching gone. I filmed the second spec film today. This one is alot different to the first, and I will put it up on the net after the night. (I won't have my computer at home to do it after (if) its shown on assembly. I couldn't edit it to look how I wanted, but with a bit of help from editing guru doc... its looking quite nice now. |
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Wednesday, September 29, 2004
| Space flight a step closer for the average joe The top 50 agenda setters. Bill gates beaten by Steve Jobs, hehehe DVD's could hold 1000 GB Picture Virii Coincidence? Or does God hate Bush? 3d Mark '05 to be released any day now |
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Monday, September 27, 2004
| For sun... surf and babes :) |
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Sunday, September 26, 2004
| "Recently I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a curry cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (couple of local Indians) that the curry wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event." Curry # 1: Manoj's Maniac Mobster Monster Curry JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick. JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild. FRANK: Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These char o's are crazy. Curry # 2: Applesamy's Afterburner Curry JUDGE ONE: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang. JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavour, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. Curry # 3: Farouk's Famous Burn Down the Barn curry JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse curry! Great kick. Needs more beans. JUDGE TWO: A beanless curry, a bit salty, good use of red peppers. FRANK: Call Colesburg, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now, get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all the beer. Curry # 4: Barbu's Black Magic JUDGE ONE: Black bean curry with almost no spice. Disappointing. JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a curry. FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it, is it possible to burn-out taste buds? Savathree, the bar maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. bitch is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is curry an aphrodisiac? Curry # 5: Laveshnee's Legal Lip Remover JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong curry. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. JUDGE TWO: Curry using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. FRANK: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her curry had given me brain damage. Savathree saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off? It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those char o's! Curry # 6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety curry. Good balance of spice and peppers. JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Savathree, she must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone! Curry # 7: Sugash's Screaming Sensation Curry JUDGE ONE: A mediocre curry with too much reliance on canned peppers. JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of curry peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge Number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel damn thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with curry which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my damn shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4 inch hole in my stomach. Curry # 8: Hansraj's Mount Saint Curry JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend curry, safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced curry, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the curry pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank, wonder how he'd have reacted to a really hot curry? FRANK: (editor's note: Judge #3 was unable to report) |
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| Everything you've ever wanted to know about God A few little cartoons of a very worked up squirrel It seems Doom3 is becoming a movie (with the rock!) Google bows to Chinese censorship :| Rats being used to find buried survivors Hotmail starting to upgrade storage to 250 MB! Watch out picasso! ------ I have found a few really awesome free DJ mixes online by DJGT. Its mostly euordance and trance and can be found here at Generation Trance. ------ For any of you out there that wish your breasts were umm... larger... there is now a well... ringtone that can do it for you. Forget silicon implants! Get the breastenlargening ringtone! ------
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