Ten times in history when the word fuck was acceptable 1) "What the f**k was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima 2) "Where did all these f**king Indians come from?" - Custer 3) "Any f**king idiot could understand that." - Einstein 4) "It does SO f**king look like her!" - Picasso 6) "How the f**k did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 5) "You want WHAT on the f**king ceiling?" - Michaelangelo 4) "I don't suppose it's gonna f**king rain." - Joan of Arc 3) "Scattered f**king showers... my ass!" - Noah 2) "I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in my head!" - J.F.K. And the number one most appropriate reason to use the "f" word.... 1) "Who the f**k is going to know?" - Bill Clinton